Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Topic: Finally, my own place!
I couldn’t believe it I was going to buy a ten dollar house. It was a mansion. Thirty thousand square feet it was. I signed the contract and soon I was in my new house. I walked about a mile just to go to the bathroom. It was going to be awesome living here with an indoor pool that has a glass room on the bottom. I have my own arcade that even has Pacman. I have an autograph room with all the autographs from famous people and I have a video game room with all the new systems on the market.
I slept on my waterbed that night and woke up for a nice warm glass of coffee from my robot servant butterfingers. I got in the hot tub very early and while I was in it I ate a warm pancake covered with greasy butter and fresh maple syrup. I enjoy every bit of this house. At noon I went outside to play golf on my own golf course that came with the house. It was only three holes but it was cool.
My house was great until I found out what the taxes were.

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